One Thing I Hate

I'll say hate! Mum and Dad laugh and say I'm scared. That's not true! Dad picked me up to avoid any conflict. Look at me! Do I look scared? Anyway, I'm not scared of anything. Including spiders! That's right, I hate spiders. I am not scared of them - I just hate them. More then once my humans have chased them around the flat. I was running the other way, just to get out of their way in capturing that critter! I wasn't running away out of fear. In fact, those spiders are darn lucky I didn't stay and squish them! Yes, some of them are quite big and I think they'd give me a good fight but I'd win. Though, I'm not scared, I will admit they are scary. Mum, loves my feet. My cotton sock feet. Humans have two feet, I have four. Do you know how many feet a spider has? Eight! Why do they need eight feet? I mean when they get going they can be really fast. It is hard getting ou...