Go Liverpool! Or is it Stockport?

On days when dad is home, we do a couple of things that deals with our favorite past time - football. OK, first let me say that I am an English Cat, so football to me is the sport played around the world. Dad, being an American knows football in another way and calls our sport - soccer. Well, in his defense he taught me the difference in names, but I have never heard him call it soccer in any conversation. He has become a proper English person and he calls it - football! Anyway, it is our favorite sport. When dad moved here he had no idea of the teams, players, or even rivalries. Before educating himself with the players, he learned about the coaches. After all, as he would say, it is the coach who represents the team. And he fell in love with Jurgen Klopp, Liverpool's manager. Then he learned about the players and he tried to educate me. I'd listen for a bit, just because I wanted to play ball! We play a miniature version of footbal...