Look into my eyes


 Alright,, you're here because you have a minor problem which is found deep in your subconscious.  I can help you with that.


Just sit down and relax.  Look into my eyes.  As my voice begins to disappear, you'll become more relaxed.  That's it just look into my eyes.


When humans do this exercise they are told to follow the watch.  To watch the watch as it slowly goes back and forth.  Well, I don't own a watch and time is irrelevant to us.


So instead, listen to the purrs.  One light purr... then a deep long purrr....  Now you, let's purr together.  One light purr.... a deep long purr.  Good, keep purring with me and as you look into my eyes, we'll go into your subconscious together.


Aaaah....I see what is troubling you.  Yes, it's coming into view.  More tuna!  That's right... purr... purr... purr.  Yes, that's right, I need more tuna... I mean we need more tuna.  Purr... purr... purr.  Good.  Now keep looking into my eyes, I see even more in your subconscious.  We need more tummy rubs and naps... yes I see it.  And now you have the ability to fulfill these these dreams of mine... I mean ours!


OK, when I stop purring, you'll look into my eyes and remember nothing, yet now your subconscious will give me what I need.  I mean what we need...


Purrrrr.... purrr.... purr.... pur.... pu.... p.....

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